well most of my day revolves around power hour
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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