"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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