i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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