Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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