Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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