I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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