My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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