I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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