I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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