it wasn't lemon gatorade
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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