i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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