apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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