i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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