just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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