The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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