the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
