How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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