Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
