either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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