I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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