this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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