theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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