So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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