How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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