he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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