look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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