Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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