Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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