The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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