I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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