why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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