I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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