Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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