WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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