Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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