Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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