i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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You. Win. At. Life.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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