At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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