if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We talked him into tasing himself.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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