I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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