oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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