Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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