I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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