i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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