i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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