My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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