So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i would punch a child for taco bell
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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