I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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