They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
