Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
