i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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