garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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